Get KUMA-phyed!

this is a funny story. (don’t know if it is true or not) this tells you never go swimming nude. i don’t want to have any sharp object near my treasures.
ananova.com
j-)

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i used to tell my students on the first day,
“i can help you, if you are ignorant. BUT i can not help you, if you are studpid.”
German scientists are working on this problem, anti-stupid pill.
since i heard that flax seed helps your brain activity, i have been drinking my daily orange/banana smoothie with flax [...]

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to blogging. i have let it go a quite bit.
not that i don’t have anything to say…. well, sort of…
july was my month to be off from work. i had a lot of fun, but more later.
now i am back to work and overwhelmed with php/mysql. i am not [...]

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[K(a)wo:ka] – man’s condition to which women are drawn. They would give anything to be possessed by him. (S5, E11)

(thank goodness, i don’t got it. lol )

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I took Metro this morning. It was a nice change. NO, it was not the coldness that stopped me from riding in. Today it was rain.
I like taking Metro. $3.50 one way is a little expensive in my opinion, nonetheless, I get to just sit there to downtown, then onto light [...]

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I guess everyone decided to stay home. There was nobody on the road. It only took me 40 min. to the parking lot. WOW. I kept saying to myself, “I’m making incredible time here!” (You need to say it like George does, with grunt.)
One think I hate about commuting on [...]

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so i am in trouble for describing a woman from yesterday’s blog. kiki does not appreciate that. first thing she said to me was,
“you don’t even know what i wore yesterday, how come you know so much about what other people are wearing.”
well, i KNEW what she wore. “you had [...]

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The parking lot I park is gated. One must posses an electronic card to get into one. This morning, I observed something very interesting.
As I come into the parking lot, I see the man has taken down the gate, a yellow bar and functions like an arm of rail road crossing, and working [...]

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This is hallarious, my friends.
Man Sues Ex-Girlfriend Over Glue Attack
“GREENSBURG, Pa. – A man claims his ex-girlfriend owes him more than $30,000 for gluing his genitals to his abdomen five years ago. “This was not just some petty domestic squabble,” attorney Grey Pratt told a Westmoreland County jury Wednesday.”
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Man glued to toilet seat, sues [...]

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