Get KUMA-phyed!

i found this online somewhere else.
City officials just announced the Houston Hurricane Evacuation Plan:
Hispanics use I-10 West to San Antonio
Cajuns use I-10 East to Lafayette
Rednecks use 59 North to East Texas
Longhorns use 290 West to Austin
Republicans fly Continental to Washington DC
Yankees and Democrats use 45 South to Galveston
Aggies [...]

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